Via TDW:
- Mysterious sonic boom over California’s central coast spawns myriad of conspiracy theories.
- Illinois Senate declares Pluto a planet while in its jurisdiction.
- Hearst plans to turn the Seattle P-I into an online-only publication.
- Follow-Up: Cathay Pacific issue an apology to the woman filmed having a panic attack following a missed flight.
- Police impersonate firefighters to get wanted man out of his apartment.
- Man arrested after going to impound lot to collect his things from a car he stole.
- Techno dance battle at wedding kills four.
- Man shoots his wife after becoming distracted by a TV program featuring Cher.
- Female athlete throws out most of her medals after discovering she’s a man.
- Canadian man at US border asks for manners, gets pepper spray.
- Woman pricked by syringes found in morning paper.
- Man sues hospital for saving his life after suicide attempt.
- Man falls down cliff, dragged back up by wife, falls down again.
- Kid saved from certain injury after dad tells him to get off the floor moments before drunk driver rams into their house.
- Man meets biological mother 57 years after being taken home from hospital by the wrong family.
- Strange woman interrupts funeral, strikes dead body with wand.
- UK road workers paint white line over manure.
- 4-year-old becomes owner of private island after winning lottery.
- Better Know A Dead Person: Conchita Cintrón, legendary torera, dead at 86.